No, you didn’t.

Editor’s Note:

Either I’m getting senile, overmedicating, or WordPress fucked up.  Either way, I dunno what happened, but here’s what I wrote on the inauguration, for what it’s worth.

Funny to note, it’s all still valid and proving more and more true with each passing day.  Nice, that.

-Mobius-

Original Date of Publishing: January 20, 2009

There’s history in the air in Washington, DC today.  The National Mall is the official site for the world’s largest mutual masturbation session ever.  At 12:01PM today, the crowd ejaculated all over each other, not for the first time, and evidently not for the last.  While all you good people are busy sucking each others’ dick over the ascension of “The Messiah of Hype”, let’s examine a couple issues that are still outstanding:

Welcome to The Ministry of Love

Tom Zoellner recently wrote an excellent article on the appointment of Janet Napolitano as Minister of The Ministry of Homeland Security under the Obama Regime, and her disturbing connections to National Douchenozzle, Joe Arpaio.

If you think we’re not headed to a police state, RFID chipping, presenting papers at checkpoints and a whisper away from The Thought Police and The Ministry of Love, you’re not paying attention.

This sure is change, yes indeedy.  Change which makes me stock up on my canned goods.

Tom’s analysis is provided in full, below.

Political Turkeys of 2008

Mission Accomplished

Ahhhh, Thanksgiving again.  Another Government-endorsed Holiday celebrating something that didn’t take place, with traditions which are in no way tied to the event itself, mired in religious concept and is little more than an excuse to try and boost the economy through travel, retail spending and media.

Kind of like Valentine’s Day and Christmas, when you think about it.  Completely pointless.  This year it’s even worse with the Economy being what it is – many will dine this Thursday on hot dogs, pizza, or hamburger helper, if they get to dine at all.  Yet we promote this nonsense and make those less fortunate than us feel left out amongst the shopping throngs in the grocery stores across America.

If that’s not good enough for you, let’s beat down the economically-downtrodden a little more by offering to cut prices to the bone on Black Friday, once again leaving them to wonder how they’ll pay for their heating bills this winter instead of hopping onto the latest deal at Sam’s Club.

I’m not sure that’s the American Spirit our founders had in mind, folks.  Yet we do it every single year.

So, instead of turkey (which nobody really cares for but tolerates, if sales have anything to do with it) on the dinner table, the good folks at The Mobius Trip will present you with a banquet of Political Turkeys.

You won’t see THESE turkeys on CNN, which has put out the EASY list. We have a LOT to choose from this year, but the major Political Turkeys of 2008 would have to include the following:

Unprecedented, questionable security at Onauguration

Repost from KEZI.

Not just metal detectors: Sharpshooters, cameras ready to watch crowd at Obama’s inaugural

November 21, 2008

By EILEEN SULLIVAN, Associated Press WriterWASHINGTON

Law enforcement officials bracing for the largest crowds in inaugural history are preparing far-reaching security—thousands of video cameras, sharpshooters, air patrols—to safeguard President-elect Barack Obama’s swearing-in.

People attending the ceremony and parade on Jan. 20 can expect to be searched by machines, security personnel or both. Precautions will range from the routine—magnetometers like those used at airports—to countersnipers trained to hit a target the size of a teacup saucer from 1,000 yards away. Plus undercover officers, bomb sniffing dogs and air patrols.

Obama Legal Challenges Mount

(courtesy WorldEarth.org’s Myspace posting)

Phillip Berg from Obamacrimes.com just published this full page ad in The Washington Times National Weekly Edition.

PDF Copy of the ad is here.

In other things going on in the ongoing legal drama…:

Dead Air is a Killer

Okay, so, while Mobiüs takes his little sabbatical here, I thought I’d fill everyone in on the news.  Nobody likes dead air, and it IS encouraging to get the little ‘nudge’ notes from the fan base asking WTF.

Just so we remain fair and balanced, Mob says he’s ‘doing research’.  I say he’s pouting.  The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle, although it HAS been documented that since CNN called the election for Obama, until a couple of days ago, he literally had not moved from his spot on the sofa, same expression on his face:

So, while we wait on him to ‘finish his research, let’s go over a couple of current events from the extreme perspective which is uniquely mine.  Let’s see just how many sheep we can Pokerize…

The Long Awaited Death of API

Sammy Korir (above), or at least that’s who he SAID he is (and the pic HE provided) and the API (African Press International) Scam is either dead or mortally wounded, as WordPress seems to have taken their site down for TOS Violations.

For those of you who are uninitiated into the phenomenon which was API, here’s the reader’s digest version:

SAME as the Old Boss – This Isn’t Change, Volume 1

Zionist White House Chief Of Staff?

Judge for yourself.  Referenced from Wikipedia. You can’t make this shit up.  Seriously.

Still think Obama’s not ALREADY OWNED?  Meet your next White House Chief of Staff,

Rahm “Rahm-bo” Emanuel

His father, the Jerusalem-born Benjamin M. Emanuel, is a pediatrician and was a member of the Irgun, a militant Zionist group active during the British Mandate of Palestine.

Notably, he reportedly told British Prime Minister Tony Blair, prior to Blair appearing in public with Clinton for the first time after the Lewinsky scandal, “This is important. Don’t fuck it up.”^[10] Emanuel is said to have “mailed a rotting fish to a former coworker after the two parted ways.”^[9] On the night after the 1996 election, “Emanuel was so angry at the president’s enemies that he stood up at a celebratory dinner with colleagues from the campaign, grabbed a steak knife and began rattling off a list of betrayers, shouting ‘Dead! … Dead! … Dead!’ and plunging the knife into the table after every name.”^[1] His “take-no-prisoners attitude” earned him the nickname “Rahm-bo”.^[9]

An article from 2006 raised speculation regarding a possible connection between Emanuel’s Congressional election success and convicted former Chicago water department boss Don Tomczak.^[22]

USA Today reported in late January 2007 that Emanuel failed to disclose that he was an officer of a family charity, ^[23] a violation of law requiring members of Congress to report non-profit leadership roles.

Yes, we did.

Kids, I’m sorry.

We did something kind of stupid yesterday.

We refused to turn off our television two years ago.  Perhaps we should’ve.  Instead of making an informed choice based on fact, we allowed big business and the nation’s bankers to BUY our destiny. While we were too busy watching American Idol, we failed to witness the ‘politics as usual’ in the making.  By the time our attention was turned to the election, it was simply another, larger, American Idol contest.

Not Worried?

The pic below is from our statistics for Yesterday.  Notice the recurring theme about what people are trying to research.  It’s mighty telling.